Out of the mouth of babes:
From my son – “Mom, your tummy is so very big. It’s probably because there’s just so much food in it.”
From my oldest daughter as my two youngest were screaming at the top of their lungs – “If you think this is bad, just wait until they’re in high school!”
From my youngest daughter – “If you didn’t already know, Daddy will tell you when he gets home: I am awesome.”
Gotta love ‘em.